is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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