He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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