Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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