The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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