I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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