The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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