Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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