508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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