He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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