you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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