I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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