I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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