would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Your cock deserves a montage
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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