I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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