Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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