how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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