I want to make a zoo with you.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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