My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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