We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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