I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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