what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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