dude i'm inner monologue high
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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