Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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