does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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