you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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