Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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