im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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NoShamevember. You game?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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