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I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.

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(903): I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion. http://tfl.nu/pxq1

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Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.

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'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

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(425): Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor. (425): 'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas http://tfl.nu/4u1g

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a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know

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(727): a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know http://tfl.nu/finx

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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice

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(404): girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice http://tfl.nu/q2o9

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Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.

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(781): Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart. http://tfl.nu/ct0g

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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.

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(919): Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night. http://tfl.nu/apjs

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(949): View more from California

how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?

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(949): how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to? http://tfl.nu/2e6r

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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.

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(850): Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober. http://tfl.nu/1ay2

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(480): View more from Arizona

My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.

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Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.

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(480): My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off. (1-480): Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist. http://tfl.nu/hr64

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(716): View more from New York

My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics

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(716): My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics http://tfl.nu/wc24

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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.

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We should party with her soon

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(651): She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death. (715): We should party with her soon http://tfl.nu/q1hq

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(303): View more from Colorado

high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.

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(303): high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me. http://tfl.nu/bsmu

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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.

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(907): Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today. http://tfl.nu/sot5

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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.

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(717): Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe. http://tfl.nu/jnko

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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.

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(224): I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog. http://tfl.nu/7iet

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