i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Alive.
So much puke
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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