so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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