If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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