Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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