Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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