is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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