how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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It's blow job season.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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