Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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