They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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