Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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