Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You just made me feel so damn special
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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