have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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