I cockslap morals
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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