how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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