So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM