i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.