Got a toothbrush?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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