i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy