After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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