i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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