The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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