Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
