She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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