Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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