"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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